Me reading Divergent
- *Tobias looks at Tris*
- Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
- *Tobias kisses Tris's cheek*
- Me: HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
- *Tobias and Tris kiss*
- Me: HOLY MOTHER OF THE DIVINE SHIT JUST HAVE BABIES ALREADY YOU BASTARDS! GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES. OMG MY FUCKING EMOTIONS. WHAT IS LIIIIFE.
- Mom: Why god? I swear I only droped her once!